I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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