did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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