hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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