Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Acid is not a monday night drug
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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