I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
