shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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