ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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