You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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