Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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