You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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