Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.

(301): View more from Maryland

but she's really nice

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(847): View more from Illinois

So did the night end well for you?

(248): View more from Michigan

I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

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(513): View more from Ohio

you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life

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(757): View more from Virginia

Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!

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