actually, I'm a sock model
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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