can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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