Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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