I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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