I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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