he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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