it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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