I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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