a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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