The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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