so explain again why im purple
no
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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