508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
the day after is always just damage control
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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