Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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