I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
