all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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