You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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