3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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