When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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