Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
There r osticjed everywhere
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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