i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
