Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We have started to decorate penises.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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