I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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