you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
That's intense
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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