So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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