Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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