im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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