he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
