Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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