Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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