Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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