There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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