were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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