He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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