that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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