just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
this will be a night to untag.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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