It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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