Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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