She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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