Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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