Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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