Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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