Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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