drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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