It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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